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Stained-glass puzzle: A puzzle featuring a stained-glass window image of Terrakion, with Nira bowing to him and offering up a sword. It's very elaborately designed, and the box says it's a special limited edition.
Jewel the Garbodor: A giant garbage monster with a good heart. She adores hugs and will happily let tinier people ride around on her shoulders.
Wallet: It's full of photos of Nira and her family. Man, a lot of these kids look adopted.
59. “Extra-Large Spice Grinder” - It’s. It’s just a full-on Medieval-style mace.
32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
52. Do-It-Yourself Mime Kit - A very fancy makeup kit! All in shades of white and black. If being a mime isn’t your thing, it might Miraculously help you fit in with a different group of people…
47. Bootleg Bear Plush - A plush of some strange bear that’s black on its right side and white on its left, with one poorly-stitched red eye. Who is he? Why is he here? He has a terrible aura...
07. Life-Sized Stuffed Penguin - A stuffed penguin about a foot and a half tall. Looks almost real, but is almost unbelievably soft.
54. The Dreaded Knarrevik - An IKEA-branded nightstand! Comes unassembled in-box with the instructions missing. Good luck!
Cookie jar - A slightly cracked, but serviceable, red cookie jar. Unfortunately, no cookies are left inside.
51. Shovel - A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to.
61. “Landscaping Aid” - It’s just a really big rock. Man, if one of you used this to kill someone else here at the bottom of the ocean… that’d be fucked up, huh? x2
70. “Letter Opener (Deluxe)” - A full-on sword with a cool jet-black blade. Comes in a sheath, thankfully.
41. Gummy Fish - A ziploc bag of red fish-shaped candy. Actually pretty good, if you like that sort of thing!
30. Rations - A set of military rations. At least they’ll never go bad?
66. Snow Globe - A souvenir from… it looks like Viridian City? Perfect to put on a shelf and look at once in a while.
60. “Personal Space Reminder” - A small handheld device that, when you press a button, generates an external current of electricity. Could be dangerous if you touched someone with the electric parts!
20. Wooden Flute - Hand-carved and actually really nice. There’s not even really a drawback to this one.
04. Hot Sauce - A bottle of very strong hot sauce! Use at your own risk!
Giving Away
32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
05. Tea Variety Pack - An assortment of different teas, mostly green tea blends. If you find one you like, better hope another one of these drops, because there’s only one of each in here! (x3)
49. Tiger Stripe Suit - A fitted suit and pants in full orange-and-black tiger stripes. Somehow, putting in on makes you feel stealthy, but… that can’t be right, can it?
09. Scarf - An incredibly comfortable scarf, if you don’t mind the dull brown color.
36. Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
How to Survive A Sharknado and Other Natural Disasters: The best-selling book by April Wexler! This is the must-have guide for how to survive in our modern world.
27. 9999 in 1 Game Device - A handheld device for playing retro games! There’s actually only about twenty, they just repeat in the menu until they reach 9999. Also they all suck.
07. Life-Sized Stuffed Penguin - A stuffed penguin about a foot and a half tall. Looks almost real, but is almost unbelievably soft.
34. Blobfish Kigurumi - No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world. x2
38. Punk Jeans - A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit!
47. Bootleg Bear Plush - A plush of some strange bear that’s black on its right side and white on its left, with one poorly-stitched red eye. Who is he? Why is he here? He has a terrible aura... x2
51. Shovel - A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to.
20. Wooden Flute - Hand-carved and actually really nice. There’s not even really a drawback to this one.
52. Do-It-Yourself Mime Kit - A very fancy makeup kit! All in shades of white and black. If being a mime isn’t your thing, it might Miraculously help you fit in with a different group of people… x2
35. Labcoat - A standard white labcoat, perfect for cosplaying as The Professor’s secret second assistant who lives in the walls. Oops, spoilers! Pretend I didn’t say anything, okay?
Star Handbag – A cute handbag with a large star decal on the sides. It looks small, but somehow it looks like it could probably fit a greatsword in it. (Courtesy of Zelos)
02. BBQ Sauce - A bottle of… barbeque sauce. Might be cool if you had, like, a barbeque!
65. Action Figure - A classic action figure of… well he has muscles and a sword? You don’t recognize him, but he feels like at least five to ten cartoon protagonists from a certain time period.
11. Ten-Gallon Hat - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw!
Returned/Given Away
53. Origami Instructions - A book of instructions on how to fold paper into cool things! Unfortunately, it doesn’t actually come with any paper. x2 (Left in Art Room)
48. Trust Exercises and You! - A thorough guide to conducting, coordinating, and adjudicating exercises from the classic trust fall to the more advanced. Be the self-made king of your workplace and transmit all your good vibes with this book from wordsmith and morale expert… the name seems to have been blacked out? x2 (Left in Library)
50. Parkour 101 - A handbook on how to do all kinds of sick jumps and flips and things that cool kids did in whatever year it was when parkour was hilariously big. Would probably be more useful outside of your current environment. x3 (Left in Library)
29. Monopoly - An obscure version of Monopoly based on a cartoon you’ve never heard of called “Oh Big Dang.” But hey, it’s still Monopoly, everyone’s favorite game for building closer bonds with your friends and family! (Left in Lounge)
44. Bible+ - A copy of the Bible! Hang on, there’s an extra section at the back… why is there a weirdly jpeg corrupted-looking copy of Goodnight Moon in here? (Left in Library)
Discarded/Consumed
23. A Gallon of Seawater - Literally just some seawater spills out onto the floor from the mouth of the vending machine. Why this? x2
08. Water Bottle - A bottle of delicious spring water. Refreshing! x3
22. Live Bait - A styrofoam cup just… full of worms. In case you want to go fishing, or pull a really mean prank!
03. Donut - These donuts are great! Jelly-filled are my favorite! Which is to say yes, this is a single jelly-filled donut. It doesn’t even look suspiciously like any other kind of food.
45. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Margarine! - A single stick of unsalted butter. Better refrigerate it.
43. Freeze-Dried Ice Cream - Pretend you’re an astronaut! Only available in vanilla, but there's an ad on the back for other flavors.
69. A Cool Refreshing Beverage - Nice! x2
30. Rations - A set of military rations. At least they’ll never go bad?
02. BBQ Sauce - A bottle of… barbeque sauce. Might be cool if you had, like, a barbeque!
Stained-glass puzzle: A puzzle featuring a stained-glass window image of Terrakion, with Nira bowing to him and offering up a sword. It's very elaborately designed, and the box says it's a special limited edition.
Jewel the Garbodor: A giant garbage monster with a good heart. She adores hugs and will happily let tinier people ride around on her shoulders.
Wallet: It's full of photos of Nira and her family. Man, a lot of these kids look adopted.
59. “Extra-Large Spice Grinder” - It’s. It’s just a full-on Medieval-style mace.
32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
52. Do-It-Yourself Mime Kit - A very fancy makeup kit! All in shades of white and black. If being a mime isn’t your thing, it might Miraculously help you fit in with a different group of people…
47. Bootleg Bear Plush - A plush of some strange bear that’s black on its right side and white on its left, with one poorly-stitched red eye. Who is he? Why is he here? He has a terrible aura...
07. Life-Sized Stuffed Penguin - A stuffed penguin about a foot and a half tall. Looks almost real, but is almost unbelievably soft.
54. The Dreaded Knarrevik - An IKEA-branded nightstand! Comes unassembled in-box with the instructions missing. Good luck!
Cookie jar - A slightly cracked, but serviceable, red cookie jar. Unfortunately, no cookies are left inside.
51. Shovel - A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to.
61. “Landscaping Aid” - It’s just a really big rock. Man, if one of you used this to kill someone else here at the bottom of the ocean… that’d be fucked up, huh? x2
70. “Letter Opener (Deluxe)” - A full-on sword with a cool jet-black blade. Comes in a sheath, thankfully.
41. Gummy Fish - A ziploc bag of red fish-shaped candy. Actually pretty good, if you like that sort of thing!
30. Rations - A set of military rations. At least they’ll never go bad?
66. Snow Globe - A souvenir from… it looks like Viridian City? Perfect to put on a shelf and look at once in a while.
60. “Personal Space Reminder” - A small handheld device that, when you press a button, generates an external current of electricity. Could be dangerous if you touched someone with the electric parts!
20. Wooden Flute - Hand-carved and actually really nice. There’s not even really a drawback to this one.
04. Hot Sauce - A bottle of very strong hot sauce! Use at your own risk!
Giving Away
32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
05. Tea Variety Pack - An assortment of different teas, mostly green tea blends. If you find one you like, better hope another one of these drops, because there’s only one of each in here! (x3)
49. Tiger Stripe Suit - A fitted suit and pants in full orange-and-black tiger stripes. Somehow, putting in on makes you feel stealthy, but… that can’t be right, can it?
09. Scarf - An incredibly comfortable scarf, if you don’t mind the dull brown color.
36. Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
How to Survive A Sharknado and Other Natural Disasters: The best-selling book by April Wexler! This is the must-have guide for how to survive in our modern world.
27. 9999 in 1 Game Device - A handheld device for playing retro games! There’s actually only about twenty, they just repeat in the menu until they reach 9999. Also they all suck.
07. Life-Sized Stuffed Penguin - A stuffed penguin about a foot and a half tall. Looks almost real, but is almost unbelievably soft.
34. Blobfish Kigurumi - No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world. x2
38. Punk Jeans - A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit!
47. Bootleg Bear Plush - A plush of some strange bear that’s black on its right side and white on its left, with one poorly-stitched red eye. Who is he? Why is he here? He has a terrible aura... x2
51. Shovel - A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to.
20. Wooden Flute - Hand-carved and actually really nice. There’s not even really a drawback to this one.
52. Do-It-Yourself Mime Kit - A very fancy makeup kit! All in shades of white and black. If being a mime isn’t your thing, it might Miraculously help you fit in with a different group of people… x2
35. Labcoat - A standard white labcoat, perfect for cosplaying as The Professor’s secret second assistant who lives in the walls. Oops, spoilers! Pretend I didn’t say anything, okay?
Star Handbag – A cute handbag with a large star decal on the sides. It looks small, but somehow it looks like it could probably fit a greatsword in it. (Courtesy of Zelos)
02. BBQ Sauce - A bottle of… barbeque sauce. Might be cool if you had, like, a barbeque!
65. Action Figure - A classic action figure of… well he has muscles and a sword? You don’t recognize him, but he feels like at least five to ten cartoon protagonists from a certain time period.
11. Ten-Gallon Hat - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw!
Returned/Given Away
53. Origami Instructions - A book of instructions on how to fold paper into cool things! Unfortunately, it doesn’t actually come with any paper. x2 (Left in Art Room)
48. Trust Exercises and You! - A thorough guide to conducting, coordinating, and adjudicating exercises from the classic trust fall to the more advanced. Be the self-made king of your workplace and transmit all your good vibes with this book from wordsmith and morale expert… the name seems to have been blacked out? x2 (Left in Library)
50. Parkour 101 - A handbook on how to do all kinds of sick jumps and flips and things that cool kids did in whatever year it was when parkour was hilariously big. Would probably be more useful outside of your current environment. x3 (Left in Library)
29. Monopoly - An obscure version of Monopoly based on a cartoon you’ve never heard of called “Oh Big Dang.” But hey, it’s still Monopoly, everyone’s favorite game for building closer bonds with your friends and family! (Left in Lounge)
44. Bible+ - A copy of the Bible! Hang on, there’s an extra section at the back… why is there a weirdly jpeg corrupted-looking copy of Goodnight Moon in here? (Left in Library)
Discarded/Consumed
23. A Gallon of Seawater - Literally just some seawater spills out onto the floor from the mouth of the vending machine. Why this? x2
08. Water Bottle - A bottle of delicious spring water. Refreshing! x3
22. Live Bait - A styrofoam cup just… full of worms. In case you want to go fishing, or pull a really mean prank!
03. Donut - These donuts are great! Jelly-filled are my favorite! Which is to say yes, this is a single jelly-filled donut. It doesn’t even look suspiciously like any other kind of food.
45. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Margarine! - A single stick of unsalted butter. Better refrigerate it.
43. Freeze-Dried Ice Cream - Pretend you’re an astronaut! Only available in vanilla, but there's an ad on the back for other flavors.
69. A Cool Refreshing Beverage - Nice! x2
30. Rations - A set of military rations. At least they’ll never go bad?
02. BBQ Sauce - A bottle of… barbeque sauce. Might be cool if you had, like, a barbeque!